The Republic of United Corean is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 261 million United Coreans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberatie. The average income tax rate is 35.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Coreanian economy, worth 23.9 trillion Corean Won a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 91,654 Corean Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime is totally unknown. United Corean's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Corean is ranked 50,228^th in the world and 75^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,901.37 on the Gilded Widget Scale.